CES

CES may be fading into memory, but the bags of swag we somehow magnetized at the show are still quite present in our lives. Want a little piece of the proceedings to be delivered to your doorstep? Well here’s your chance. Every year we get bombarded with various pieces of gear that we can’t really hang on to for moral, ethical, and religious reasons. But while our Herculean ability to resist free junk is notable, we don’t just let this sweet honeywine go to waste… we send it out to you, our lovable readers. Just follow the instructions below, and win one of the three (3) satchels of joy we have to give. Good luck!

Note: Three separate winners will be chosen from comments. Just think of how good your odds are!

The rules:

• Leave a comment below. Any comment will do, but shameless flattery or embarrassing childhood memories are cool too.
• You may only enter this specific giveaway once. If you enter this giveaway more than once you’ll be automatically disqualified, etc. (Yes, we have robots that thoroughly check to ensure fairness.)
• If you enter more than once, only activate one comment. This is pretty self explanatory. Just be careful and you’ll be fine.
  
• Contest is open to anyone in the 50 States, 18 or older! Sorry, we don’t make this rule (we hate excluding anyone), so be mad at our lawyers and contest laws if you have to be mad.
• Winner will be chosen randomly. The winners will receive one (1) of three (3) bags filled with totally awesome CES swag. Approximate value is incalculable.
• Entries can be submitted until Monday, January 26th, 11:59PM ET. Good luck!
• Full rules can be found here.